Absurd /Surreal Humor,  Very Short Stories

If You Died

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She sighed a sigh like prior sighs. Gentle in sound and smothered in love, her husband, the hero, saved the day once more. Whenever she needed him, he was there.

This time was for pest elimination.

“Those things freak me out… What would I do without you?” 

“Yeah, well, if you died, I’d have to hang out with your parents without you.” 

He shuddered, giving the wall a magnificent taste of boot.

Fiction writer. 🌱 Nature lover. Heavy Thinker.

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